STATS
Hobbies: Yes, but only in my spare time.
Last Project: Fat & Dirty.
Current Project: This questionnaire.
Next Project: Go Funk Yourself.
Childhood: I'm surprised that I came out alive! I was such a punk.

FAVOURITES Place: It doesn't matter where I am, it matters who I'm at the nudie bar with. Person: My amazing and beautiful wife Laurie, she supports me 100%. She's everything to me. Sport: My very first true love, rugby!! I love CFL too. Go Stamps! Car: 1960 'vette. Food: Roast beef sandwiches Animal: mmm...that sounds delicious, I'll have one Book: Anything by Seuss! Film: Swimming with Sharks (best Kevin Spacey movie ever). I like porn too! Season: Summer Colour: Couldn't care less Piece of Gear: Techs.

Sean and Laurie Gunn Favourite Person: "My amazing and beautiful wife Laurie, she supports me 100%. She's everything to me."

OBJECTS
Regret: I regret nothing, all the choices I've made have led me to a life with great friends, a supportive family and the most amazing wife I could ever wish for.
Fear: Ithyphallophobia, Gallophobia and Phagophobia. They're all real, look em up.
Perfect Night: I'm not too sure, but I bet it would involve two Irish midgets, a ball gag, a pair of crotchless gonchies, a goat and a lot of booze.
Virtue: Trustworthy and punctual.
Defect: I don't take compliments well.
Worry: Thet I spellt evarything rite in thes qwestjunair.
Kiss: It's all good, even without the tongue.
Something to Solve: Think of a number, good, now double it, got it? Ok, now add six then divide that by two, now, subtract the number that you started with. I bet you got three!
Frustration: You know when you're leaning on the back two legs of your chair, and right before you fall over backwards, you catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time.
Doubt: I doubt...therefore I might be.
Challenge: Trying to think of a clever way to answer this question.
Things You Never Do: Hurt the people I care about.
Dream: I dream that I'm a hockey player who must play golf in order to save his Grandma's house from being auctioned off to a golf pro by the name of Shooter McGavin. With my un-orthodox swing, short temper and a wooden armed golf coach who looks a lot like Lando Kalrizion form Star Wars, I learn that I can hit a golf ball 450 yards...wait a minute... I've never had a dream like that, that was just a movie.
Hope: I hope all the condo-kids decide to play inside this summer...I hate those condo-kids!.
Memory: My dear friend Nolan.
Vice: I've got one or two.

OPINION
Drugs: You don't need a good time to have drugs!
Sex: Great with, or without a partner.
Love: [L] is for the way you look at me
[O] is for the only one I see
[V] is very, very extraordinary
[E] is even more than anyone that you adore.
Love is all
That I can give to you
Love is more
Than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart
And please don't break it
Love was made
For me and you.
Wayne Newton Rocks!
Music: It's alright, I guess, if your into that sort of thing.
Vancouver: Lots to offer, too far away.
Heaven: Too many people spend far too much time worrying about where they are going when they die that they completely neglect to make the most out of the time that they spend on this side of the dirt.
Hell: I'm going there in a hand basket! (or so I'm told)
Deity: See religion.
Lust: Next to alcohol, lust is probably the biggest leading cause of sex.
Friends: A friend will help you move....A true friend will help you move a body.
Fashion: Spandex baby, spandex!
Angels: California baseball team
Demons: I'm not Satan...but I do get his mail from time to time.
Aliens: "Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both ideas are overwhelming." Aurther C. Clarke.
Happiness: Something invented by men. We've got women all over the world sub-consciously convinced that they want "ha penis."
Time: We don't have a bunch of it, so stop screwing around.
War: "Loud and nasty" its the only way some people learn.
Religion: I have no religion... however, I won't knock those who do have and stand by their belief system. I think that most people need to believe that there is somewhere (good or bad) to go after life, it helps take the sting out of death as well make it easier for people to cut their losses. I would imagine that the thought of hell probably keeps a lot of otherwise screwed up people from doing horrible things to other people. Who knows? I think that when I go, I'm just maggot food, I'm ok with that. Chances are that I'll still repent in the dying moments, "better be safe than burn in a place that I don't think exists", I always say. When I do finally go, I want to be scattered somewhere...but I really don't want to be cremated first.
Peace: Impossible, too many people with too many emotions. Sounds nice though.
Death: I'm not afraid of taking the dirt nap. Losing the ones that I love...that scares the shit out of me.
TV: One of the best mediums for porn!
Pain: Suck it up, walk it off, rub some dirt on it... you know, that sort of thing!.
Reincarnation: Life's a one shot deal.
Life: Much better than the alternative.
Past: I wouldn't change a thing.
Future: Day by Day!.
Success: It all depends on where you set your goals.
Perfection: You can always do better!
Excellence: A lot more respectable than "just good enough.".
Parties: So much good in my life has happened at parties. I hope that I can give back to the scene as much as it's given me. Nah, just kidding... great place to get messed up with your friends.
Future of dance music: Ever evolving and ever changing, creating something different for everyone. That would be cool.
Justice: Spankings. "I've been a very bad boy you Honor."
Traveling: I like short trips.
Miracles: I'm more of a coincidence, chance and dumb luck kind of guy.
Family: A huge group of people whom I care a lot about. I owe every one of them so much more than I could ever repay.
The Internet: Information, entertainment and porn right at your fingertips.
Truth: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Communication: What? Sorry I wasn't paying attention..
Youth: I like kids on a case by case basis.