STATS
Hobbies: Candy, Photography, Caffeine, Fresh Air, Writing
Last Project: "Izmaha" CD by Lex Plexus and the Sonic Defenders, available at CDBaby soon.
Current Project: "Faceoff" by Lex Plexus vs. Sean Luciw, also, Sadistic Humor revival CD
Next Project: Getting the guts to get serious about SINGING, building a music library adequate/appropriate for CD-DJ'ing. Improving my existing Live PA set (using sampler,) writing a book, other ongoing improvements etc.
Childhood: Everyone should try it at least once even though it's more fun being a big people. But don't rush into it. Enjoy it while you can.

FAVOURITES Place: Here and Now. Person: They know who we are. Hero / Mentor: Frank Zappa, Steve Vai, Richard D. James, Cevin Key, F.L.A., Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, DJ 's (amongst the most important messengers of our time,) my Friends, Andres Segovia, Terrence McKenna, Salvador Dali, all the sacred plants, the Hubble Telescope. Sport: Not into spectating (not sports anyway) - swimming, car racing video games, watching movies, lifting fairly small amounts of weight. Car: Mazda 626, 69 Stingray, Vector, Lambourghini Diablo, Ford GT40, any cool hot rods especially from the 30's thru early 70's. Food: Preferably Flavourful and/or Colourful. Anything to stop my guts from eating itself is better than nothing. Animal: Cats. Dogs. And all others. Even cows. I'm sorry for eating all those cows and pigs etc. Book: No Favourite; here's my current reading list:Why Sons O' Bitches Succeed And Nice Guys Fail In Small Business; The Object Stares Back (the nature of seeing); The complete handbook of Astrology; Solid As Echo; Music Of The Spheres; Man Into Superman; The Universe Next Door; maybe I'll finish one of them soon hardy har har guffawwwwww Film: the first Star Wars film, on a big screen in a theatre with starlights on the ceiling in Saskatchewan when I was 6 (oops I guess I'm not ageless afterall) Season: Summer Colour: Orange, Black, Transparent, Purple, Red, Brown, Green, Blue, Yellow and others, in that approximate order with highest preference for the first 2 Piece of Gear: I guess I can't deny it's this dumb old boring Computer.

Lex Plexus Grilling the Axe "[Hope]: "Achieving absolutely incredible states of being without substantial aid. Also, telekinesis, and speedier guitar playing."

OBJECTS
Regret: Being too serious, which is about as bad as not being serious enough.
Fear: Failure
Perfect Night: Every day with oxygen and neural activity is a blessing. Bonuses include good conversation, good food, good music, good love, good feelings.
Virtue: Giving a crap is a pretty good start.
Defect: Lack of Objectivity. We are all. a Universe behind each face. Consequently, the inconquerable seperateness of all experiences weighs heavily on the hearts of many humans.Also, I'm a bit of a hoarder.
Worry: Not achieving the Ultimate Masterpiece
Kiss: A masterpiece invention in its own right.
Something to Solve: Quest for the Ultimate Masterpiece
Frustration: Quest for the Ultimate Masterpiece
Doubt: Quest for the Ultimate Masterpiece
Challenge: Quest for the Ultimate Masterpiece. Or - and this may be the same thing - I would like to invent the Psychic DJ Machine, which automatically, psychically reads the wants and needs of all music listeners at the party and creates music which simultaneously satisfies everyone, no matter how many supposed contradictions in musical taste may be present amongst the listeners.
Things You Never Do: Write the Ultimate Masterpiece
Dream: Flying without wings or mechanical aid - brain power only.
Hope: Achieving absolutely incredible states of being without substantial aid. Also, telekinesis, and speedier guitar playing.
Memory: A memory sounds like a great idea - I'll get working on it.
Vice: A vice should stay away from my nuts, please.

OPINION
Sex: Ranks right up there with Love
Love: Love is the reason.
Music: Right up there with Sex and Love and Food - Also an excellent medium for lifelong learning, creative liberation, ascendant communication, communal bonding, stimulating the imagination, uniting Mind, Spirit & Body, etc.
Vancouver: I should get out more often.
Heaven: Life's what you make it.
Hell: Life's what you make it.
Diety: Life.
Lust: Do you control it or does it control you?
Friends: Have helped me and inspired me to no end. Thank you. See some of you around soon.
Fashion: Not interested for myself necessarily (partly because pants are always too short for my long legs so I'm forever doomed to flood pants) but it looks good on other people. I used to think it was generally superficial and fake but my current stance is that it's quite interesting. An artistic medium. "That colour brings out your eyes" "That Rearview Mirror doesn't quite match the Used Telephones Necklace, maybe you should try on the Picture Frame Pants to go with your wooden-looking dye job," etc blah blah sounds like a fun industry, I could get into it.
Angels: They're real but may not appear in the form you expected.
Demons: They're real but may not appear in the form you expected.
Aliens: They're real but may not appear in the form you expected.
Happiness: Take time to stop and smell the flowers.
Time: Time is elastic. I could go on and on but maybe I shouldn't.
War: War makes me ashamed to be human.
Religion: If that's what soothes your soul, go for it. God is a hermaphrodite and It's everywhere. The Nature of the Universe is All-knowing, Resonant and Eternal, unlike the inferior and transitory language-based descriptions we provide for it. Let's dissolve borders instead of setting them up with definitions.
Peace: What other sensible option is there?
Death: Our eventual death can remind us of the importance to enjoy today. Or it can make us cower with fright. Your choice.
TV: Well, okay I'm a hypocrite I guess. I'm kind of anti-TV but I watch it sometimes.
Pain: Ouch.
Reincarnation: I can't remember any first-hand pre-birth information to confirm the notion of reincarnation but I don't disbelieve it.
Life: Life is Good
Past: A memory sounds like a great idea - I'll get working on it.
Future: The Past, Future, and Present are all on a single Spiral, not a Line like they taught us in school. All three exist at once. Things like Deja-Vu and Premonitions are simply natural short-circuits (willful or accidental) between different points on the spiral. If we as humans used more like 100% of our brains instead of 20% or whatever it is, I bet we could do these things (time travel, telekinesis, etc) whenever we wanted to. Just a hunch.
Success: Abundance, Creativity, Love, Happiness, Respect, Health, etc.
Perfection: An impossible ideal but good motivator. Also a propagator of futility, so be careful not to get addicted to perfectionism. I suppose "flawlessness" is achievable (in a piece of music, for example) but is that the same as perfection?
Excellence: A more reasonable goal.
Parties: A much more reasonable goal.
Future of dance music: The future of Dance Music is pretty much guaranteed unless martial kicks in real hard or electricity becomes a thing of the past. Even then, there will be drums, yes?
Justice: Who knows?
Traveling: Soon I hope.
Miracles: Thank you
Family: Thank you
The Internet: Totally great - thanks for all the information, internet.
Truth: Yes please.
Communication: Yip. Good stuff.
Youth: Youth is a state of mind. Simply sacrifice more virgins. Woops did I say that out loud? Just kidding hardy har har.